Monday, May 2, 2011

Ding Dong Bin Laden's Dead?

Have you heard the news?...There's good rockin' tonight!
Shroud of Turin
Have you heard the news today...Obama Bin..sorry,
Osama Bin Laden has been killed! Although the body was
'dumped at sea', we'll just have to take this news on 'good faith'.
He was the man believed to be (although he was never formerly
charged with the crime...the F.B.I. did not have enough hard evidence linking him and
 9/11 to present to the Justice Department) the mastermind behind the September 11 2001
terror attacks that killed more than 2001 civilians on that terrible day.

 Known to some as Tim Osman, a name he supposedly used while
while living in Sweden, Osama Bin Laden was the 'Black Sheep' of
the immensely wealthy Bin Laden family of Saudi Arabia.

 Armed with his millions, and his merry band of zealots, he chose to live
 in a cave in a land that more resembled the 'Bug Planet' in the movie
'Starship Troopers'. From that location he was able (or so the theory goes)
 to mastermind the 9/11 attacks by sending nineteen terrorists halfway across
the world and "fly planes into" some of the most important and 'secure' buildings
in what was then the most powerful nation on earth, the U.S.A.
shrouded too in
He was so clever, that his men were able to breach the most 'secure'
airspace in the world, and undress NORAD air 'security' using a only a handful of
'box cutters'.

 In keeping with the official narrative, the 'Wicked Witch of the East' is 'dead',
now Dorothy must focus her attentions on the 'Wicked Witch of the West'...
Gaddafi Duck perhaps!

 Osama 'entertained' us too, with his many 'videos' boasting how he would next
punish the West. Although he seemed to be 'chameleon like' in appearance.
there was little doubt the man in those videos was actually Osama, right?

 I'm saddened by his passing, 'cause I often hoped that one day
he would 'give up' his terrorist ways and begin issuing a series of 'work-out'
videos, you know, videos of stretching exercizes designed for people
living in cramped spaces. Or maybe a series of 'golfing videos', an Islamist
answer to Tim Conway's 'Dorf On Golf' series.

 I mentioned the movie 'Starship Troopers' which I always found to be an
"I'll fix you my pretty"
interesting parallell to the 'events of 911'.

If you remember the Paul Verhoven movie from the late 90's, where a nation of
'beautiful and dutiful' soldiers head off to fight a war halfway across the galaxy,
based on the premise that, as told to them by their state sponsored media, a planet
of cave dwelling bugs had somehow managed to propel an asteroid light years
across the galaxy, evading space security, in order to bombard the earth with debris.
This vicious and unprovoked attack gave the young space cadets a sense
of purpose as they blasted off to fight their version of the 'war on terror'.

 Speaking of the 'War on Terra', it continues unabated, escalating, to serve the needs of the shareholders
of the military industrial complex.
'Collateral dammage' piles up as dehumanizing suffering and civilian deaths continue to mount pressure
on local authorities, whilst breathing purpose into the cause of 'thugs' who have nothing better to do
with their lives than wage war with nowhere to flee.
For every 'Al-Qaeda' killed, there are many more future insurgents being born this very day,
and many more turning 5,16, 18, or whatever age necessary to continue fighting for 'their holy cause'.

 The Death of Osama Bin Laden is not a cause for celebration, anymore than
the deaths of all those Al-Qaeda 'number two' operatives killed over the years were,
nor the capture of Barak Hussein..oops, I mean Saddam Hussein, and the killing of
his evil sons Uday and Qusay, or the killing of Abu Musab Al Zaquari
(aka MABUS) or the eventual killing of Gadaffi duck, because let's get real, it wont end the
misery, war crimes like political assassinations never do. These killings will make martyrs
of the dead, and perhaps help alleviate a bit of humiliation among the collective naive, but
the 'war on terra' will continue, in the name of profit, and the freedoms that our forefathers
fought for will continue to erode, in order to protect a perceived security, the security provided by
unfettered consumption.

 Now with currencies debased, due to QE2 and the excess flooding of money into financial
markets, taxpayers swamped by trillions of debt, combined with the rising cost of commodities
and a 'fool's market' fueled by low interest rates, those nations now 'secure to consume' will
most probably soon lose even that one luxury as it's final legacy... blame Osama!
                                                                                      Dirty CT   May 2011

1 comment:

  1. All this talk about Obama's 'birth certificate' will now give way to talk of Osama's 'death certificate'